These Boots Were Made For...someone else...

I had hoped that my hard work would pay off this winter and allow me to finally be able to buy a pair of sexy boots...something I have always wanted, but never did because I can never find a boot with a wide enough shaft. Even when I was my normal weight, I still had this problem. I found an incredible pair of boots that I loved. They were black, sassy, and ridiculously sexy. And yet this match made in cobbler heaven, was destined not to be. They would not zip up, and I was left feeling like an ugly stepsister, and not the vampy seductress I was hoping to be. I don't think there is a pair of boots out there for me, and I don't think I can lose weight fast enough to wear the settled-upon pair I bought when Tony gets home.